"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
- *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
- me: BALLIN
- me: BALL IS LIFE
- me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
- me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES