nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

(via giggle)

patthehero:

#H2P #heinzfield #pittsburgh

(via hail-to-pitt)

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Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

(Source: thecoolsumist, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(Source: oeste, via boyswanna-be-her)

loligang:

grandma ain’t get ran over by no bitch ass reindeer. not this year

(via lustrocity)

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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

(via but-like-how)

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canucksbromances:

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

the url makes this even better

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

fknq:

whenever the sky is pink i take 400 pics

(via gofigureitoutforyourself)

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